Newser Story Index from September, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

House Votes to Cut Off ACORN
Dogs Might Have Found Human Remains at Garridos'
LA Police Bust Suspect in Lohan Burglary
In Back-to-School Hindsight, John Hughes Looks Terrible
Jaycee Dugard: I Want My Pets Back
What'd Michelle Buy at Farmers Market? Kale
Dropping Missile Shield Is Jab at Bush—Not US Allies
Pint-Size T-Rex Surprises Scientists
Time Profile: Beck Strong on Melodrama, Not Politics
Lawsuit: Let's Double the Number of Congressmen
Jackson's Mom Gets $86K a Month
Jury Clears School Coach in Player's Heat Death
Gmail Reveals Google's Achilles' Heel: 'Arrogance'
3 of 4 Oklahoma Students Can't Name First President
Dow Dips 2 Points
Sebelius Schools Reporter on How to Sneeze
Tearful Pelosi Fears Rhetoric Could Lead to Violence
PBR Raises Price, Doesn't Advertise—and Sales Soar
Fallen Soldier Awarded Medal of Honor
Pearl Jam's Backspacer More of Same
Madoff's Beach Home Sells for More Than Asking Price
World's Tallest Man Wants to Meet 'Lots of Girls'
Egypt Delays School Opening to Combat Swine Flu
GOP Blasts Obama for Fox News Snub
Sissy Spacek Joins Big Love
Some Software to Keep You Focused
Martha to Jess: Get a New Dog
Hofstra Student Recants Gang Rape Claim
Obama's Missile Move Leaves Allies in the Lurch
How 50 Cent Built His Empire
Ferris Bueller House Could Be Torn Down
Working Class Picks Wrong Villains
Clark Charged With Murder
Radio Hosts Squeezed by Too Much Listener Info
Health Experts Call for Soda Tax
Sexism Taints Megan Fox Flap
Great Network Won't Make Up for Boring Phones
Fickle User Base May Doom Facebook
Schwarzenegger Wants ACORN Investigation
Swayze Memoir: Dying 'Is Okay'
Judge Tosses 'Frivolous' Birther Lawsuit
Susan Boyle Is Not a Sideshow
Baucus Bill Gives Obama a Route to Compromise
Twitter Hits $1B Valuation
Student Loan Bill a No-Brainer That Actually Might Pass
Obama Story Turns Out to Be (Partially) False
Jon to Nanny: Don't Worry —I Had a Vasectomy
Oil Giant Tries to Settle Biggest- Ever UK Lawsuit
Michelle Will Join Health Debate
Democrats Mock Beck's Czar Hunt
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