Newser Story Index from September, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Dow Slips 30 on Jobs Data
Obama to Address Congress on Health Reform
BP Discovers Huge Oil Store in Gulf of Mexico
Blanchett Bloodied in Stage Accident
SEC Report: We Never Did 'Competent' Madoff Probe
Levi Will Pose in His Skivvies for Playgirl
Lockerbie Bomber Fading Fast
Algorithm Can 'Fill in the Blanks' of Ancient Texts
Disney-Marvel Deal Could Signal M&A Recovery
Why So Many Football Coaches Love the GOP
Pfizer Pays Record $2.3B Fine for False Marketing
Hef Hurt My Self-Esteem: Holly
Inside Jaycee's Tent: a Wii, and Squalor
Sarah Wanted to Adopt My Kid: Levi
Reckless Teens Have More Mature Brains
Celebs You Don't Want to Date
Stung by Polls, Obama Plans Health Care Offensive
NY Wrong-Way Driver to Be Exhumed
Wildlife Group Disowns 9/11 Ad
Green Day's Rock Opera Hits the Stage
Charles Gibson to Leave ABC's World News
5 Crazy Things 9/11 Conspiracists Must Think
Rural States Would Gain Most From Health Reform...
Kate Abused Me: Jon Gosselin
Jurors Dodge Duty Amid Financial Fears
Ludacris Makes Like Oprah, Gives Away Cars
Rihanna Goes Topless in Italian Vogue
Meet Wall Street's Most Shameless Failures
Long Receipts Get Shoppers in a Twist
Justice Stevens May Be Getting Ready to Retire
Madoff's $8.75M Beach House Not All That
Spencer Pratt Wants to Be King of America
I Have a Mental Problem: Megan Fox
Young Adults Biggest Fans of Health Care Reform
Stress Keeps Mosquitoes Away
Teddy Jr.—Not Vicki—Is Kennedy Pick for Senate
Madonna Shares Stage With Lourdes
US to Beef Up Afghanistan Combat Force
Monkeys Only Like Monkey Music—and Metallica
'Zen-Like' Sanford Embarks on Forgiveness Tour
South Africa Rages as Canada Grants White Asylum
Letterman Goes Easy On Poisoned Piven
Trustee Set to Gouge Madoff's Sons, Brother
Karzai Team Forged All 24K Ballots in 1 District: Charge
Health Care Is a Public Good; It's Time Dems Explain Why
Trump Fixes Miss Universe, Picks 6 Finalists
Fury Mounts Over Treatment of Gay WWII Codebreaker
Obama Site Calls Conservatives 'Terrorists'
Hookers Are Turning Off Twitterers
Playing Tetris Boosts Brain Power
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