Newser Story Index from August, 2010

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Can You Legally Eat Your Kitty?
Bankrupt Gay Site Agrees to Destroy Customer Data
86-Year-Old Senator Gaga for Lady Gaga
Teen Deaths Prompt Police Alert Over 'Choking Game'
Woman Tries to Deposit Cocaine in Bank
Alvin Greene Indicted on Porn Charge
Bernanke, Please Heed Your Own Advice
Formulaic Expendables a Tired Retread
Reid Once Tried to Roll Back Citizenship, Too
Man Pays Back Taxes in Pennies
She's Not a Brat; She Just Likes Ayn Rand
Defiant Maxine Waters: I'm Innocent
Man Writes Massive Message Across US Via GPS
Donald Duck Molested Me: Disney World Lawsuit
LiLo Leaving Rehab and Hollywood
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: a Hip, Inventive Blast
Firstborn Kids Are Smarter, Study Says
Ground Zero Mosque Is Sacrilege
Paris Hilton Sued for $35M for Wearing Wrong Hair
7 Dumbest VC Investments Ever
Twitter, YouTube Get Movie Trailers
Hairdresser Must Return $600K Tip
Halle: I Love Being Naked
Swapped Russian 'Spy' Wants to Go Back to Russia
We're All JetBlue Attendants Now
Body on Google Street View?
Murdoch to Start 'Newspaper'—for iPad, Cells
Jennifer Aniston Hits Back at Bill O'Reilly
Iran Will Fire Up Nuke Plant
Eat, Pray, Love ... Yawn
N. Korea Offers to Settle Debt With ... Ginseng
NH Rep Quits Over Palin Death Remark
Peru Battles Plague of Vampire Bats
'Citizen Scientists' Find Rare Star
Dr. Laura Spews the N-Word... Then Apologizes
Slater Wants His Job Back
Top Brass in Huff Over Pentagon Cutbacks
Gitmo Juror Rejected for Agreeing with Obama
Man in Burka Robs Bank in Maryland
Speeding Swede Faces $1M Fine
Obama to Sign $600M Border Security Bill
I Quit: Five Great Job-Ending TV Moments
Cops: Mets Star K-Rod Assaulted Girlfriend's Dad
TV's Top Earners
2,200-Year-Old Coin Found in Israel
Progressives Start F*ck Tea Campaign
Meteors Put On a Show Tonight
Green Diva: Sheryl Crow Makes Promoters Work
12-Year-Old Girl Busted for Drunk Driving
Miners Shot Dead in South African Mine
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