Newser Story Index from September, 2011

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

McCain Parody Driven Offline by Meghan
Germany Rips 'Stupid' US Euro Plan
Bachmann: Hezbollah May Be Planning Cuban Bases
Cantaloupe Death Toll Rising, May Hit 16
NC Governor: Just Kidding About Suspending Elections
US Fugitive Caught After 41 Years in Portugal
As Bachmann Fades, Santorum Plots 'Slow and 'Steady' Rise
Health Insurance Costs Spike This Year
Jehovah's Witnesses Call Quitters 'Mentally Diseased'
Andy Rooney Ending Role on 60 Minutes
5 Things Conservatives Wouldn't Like About Christie
Hallmark Launches Unemployment Sympathy Cards
Apps Need Your Facebook Login? Count Me Out
North Dakota Oil Drillers Waste Millions in Natural Gas
Cheese War Breaks Out in Wisconsin
Tape of Drugged Michael Jackson Played at Doc's Trial
White House Gets F in Geography
Saudi Woman Faces Lashes for Driving
China May Suspend Some Military Exchanges With US
Accused Pentagon Shooter Tries to Dig Out of Cell
Warren Shows Liberals How It's Done
JV Football Coach Makes Losing Team Lie on Graves
Barcelona: Sweaty Nike Shirts Weighing Us Down
Man Offers to Cook Texas Inmates' Last Meals, But...
Dead Sea Scrolls Go Online
The 10 Weirdest Leading Men
Israel OKs 1,100 More Homes in East Jerusalem
Psychopaths More Cautious Than Stockbrokers
In $3B Deal, Iraq to Buy Fighter Jets From US
Angry Farmer to Topless Rihanna: Cover Up
Rebels Arrest People Fleeing Gadhafi's Hometown
Massachusetts Ends Permanent Alimony
Coca-Cola CEO: Easier to Do Business in China
Virtual Monkeys Nearly Done Pecking Out Shakespeare
Shanghai Subway Collision Injures More Than 260
Obama Heckled at His Own Fundraiser
Militants Attack Egypt Gas Pipeline
Stewart: GOP Like Bizarro American Idol
Pakistanis Double-Crossed Americans in '07 Ambush
Shutdown Averted, but DC's Antics Are Getting Absurd
Coming Tomorrow: Kindle Fire
Australia Opens Combat Jobs to Women
More Groupon Workers Suing for Overtime
Knox Is Like Jessica Rabbit: Defense
Nancy Grace Has Wardrobe Malfunction
Facebook Starts a PAC
Solar Storm Boosting Northern Lights
Eerie Washington Monument Quake Video Released
Deadly Typhoon Slams Philippines
Pepper-Spraying NYC Cop Hit With Earlier Lawsuit
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