Newser Story Index from April, 2012

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Ugandans to Release Their Own Kony Video
Booted Secret Service Agent Looks to Sue
In Time for 4/20: Hemp Vodka
For Older Women, Daughter —Not Husband—Is No. 1
Director of Next Hunger Games Is...
Catholic League Threatens Daily Show Boycott
Axed Agent Joked About 'Checking Out' Sarah Palin
Burma's Swearing-in Oath Spurs Boycott
Coming Soon: X-Ray Phones
Vietnam Seeks Help With Deadly Mystery Illness
Food Stamp Use: Up 70% Since 2007, and Growing
Syrian Military Doubles Down
To Prep, Breivik Studied al-Qaeda, Played Call of Duty
Penn State Paid Paterno Estate $5.7M
Punk Band Faces 7 Years for Putin Protest
Mexican Town Seizes 16 Cops
Smoking Law Like Nazis' Jewish Star: GOP Candidate
Bird Strike Forces Emergency Landing at JFK
Men at Work's Greg Ham Devastated by 2010 Ruling
Polygamy Roots Could Hurt Mitt: Montana Gov
'Playa's' Dating Spreadsheet Goes Viral
Fishermen Net 2,000-Pound King of Jaws
'Pregnant Man' Splits From Wife
No, Facebook Isn't Creating a Nation of Lonely Souls
Small Plane Sinks into Gulf; No Sign of Pilot
Polar Bears Emerged Earlier Than Thought
Starbucks to Stop Using Bugs in Drinks
Obama Camp Raffles Dinner With Clooney to Donors
Ted Nugent Has 'Professional' Chat With Secret Service
More Young Women Want to Earn the Big Bucks
Rock Legend Levon Helm of The Band Dead at 71
4 Americans Feared Dead in Afghan Chopper Crash
Zimmerman: Trayvon's Last Words Were 'OK, You Got It'
US Measles Cases Spike
NYPD Resumes Search for Boy Missing 33 Years
Delaware Goes After Left-Lane Slowpokes
Peyton Who? Colts to Pick Andrew Luck
Marco Rubio: 'If I Do a Good Job as VP...'
Woman Hurt During Sex Wins Workers' Comp Suit
Actually, You Only Need $50K Per Year to Be Happy
I Donated a Kidney, and You Should Too
First Death of Year Strikes Everest
44% of Teens Could Get a Gun
Stay-at-Home Mom? Few Can Afford the Choice
Scott Brown Backed by (Gasp!) Yankees Honcho
Yet Another Mel Gibson Audio Rant Released
Texting Pilot Forgot to Lower Wheels
Secret Service Still Guarding Gingrich
Your Home May Sit on Lead-Poisoned Soil
Romney's Latest Gaffe: Dissing Local Cookies
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