Newser Story Index from April, 2016

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Your Fast Food May Come With Side of Industrial Chemicals
Dow Ends Day Up 187
Boko Haram Used 44 Kids as Suicide Bombers Last Year
Drone Hunting for Loch Ness Monster Has Weird False Alarm
What It's Like to Be on America's 'Kill List'
Feds: Couple Ran $45M Medicare Scam, Had an Indentured Servant
Judge Rejects Suit Over Red Stripe 'Jamaican' Label
'Affluenza Teen' to Spend Nearly 2 Years in Jail
Cop Pulls Over Guy Going 171mph
Canada Is Seeing Lots of UFOs These Days
12-Year-Old's Prank Made Him Aussie PM*
Harvard Club Breaks 225-Year Silence, Defends All-Male Policy
Potato-Only Dieter Drops 70 Pounds
Bono: Deploy the Comedians to Fight ISIS
Iconic Voice of Lucky Charms Leprechaun Has Died
'Obvious Trauma' in UT Freshman's Death: Cops
5 Big Banks Get Failing Grades on 'Living Wills'
Sanders Gains First Endorsement by a Senator
China Court Rejects Gay Couple's Right to Marry
Guy Tweets Punchline to Joke ... 7 Years Later
Bill Would Give $20K to Vets With Infertility, Groin Injuries
For an Apology to Work, Say These Two Things
Lindsay Lohan Not Engaged
Skiers Survive 4 Days Trapped on Stormy Glacier
There's a Better Way to Wash Your Hands
Octopus Breaks Out of National Aquarium
Sean Parker Just Made 'Unprecedented' $250M Cancer Move
Dismembered Mom's Date Claims He Blacked Out
How Did FBI Crack That Phone? They Paid Hackers
Family Investigates Attic Leak, Makes $136M Find
Trump Shouts His Tweets, Young Ladies Type Them
Woman, 72, Survives 9 Days Lost in Arizona Wilderness
Taxpayers Footed $200K Bill for Affluenza Teen's Rehab
Escaped Inmate Found Minus Head
Prosecutors Raid Panama Papers Office
Witness: Chicago Cop Shot Teen Scaling Fence
San Antonio Matches NBA Home Record
Cops: Man Turns Himself in After Stealing a TV...in 1989
MMA Fighter Dies After Getting Knocked Out
Pesticide-Maker Announces Change to Save the Bees
FBI Offers $25K Reward in Theft of Warhol Soup Prints
Man Wins Decade of Free Whataburger, Becomes Burger Hero
Conjoined Sisters Separated in Texas
Drudge Report Emerges as Factor in GOP Race
Brothers Convince Drugged Sister Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us
Mark Zuckerberg Calls Out Trump and Other 'Fearful Voices'
Dispatcher Accused of Playing Games on Phone Before Deadly Train Crash
Dow Ends Day Up 164
Hawking on Board With One of Biggest Space Plans Ever
Ryan: I Will Not Accept Nomination
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