Newser Story Index from March, 2012

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Boehner: House Has Smart Folks, 'Some of the Dumbest,' Too
Psychologists to Guys: Shave Your Beard
Some Newspapers Pulling Doonesbury Abortion Strip
Canadian Skier Has Fatal Crash
8 Famous Books Still Only on Paper
Obama's Rise Stems From One Lucky Break
Syria's Assad Rebuffs Peace Effort by Annan
Ancient Asteroid May Explain Moon's Magnetic Mystery
Bees Might Have Personalities
Front-Row Celebs Paid by Designers
Louis CK Cancels Speech After Conservative Outcry
Israel's Gaza Strike Sets Off New Violence
Gloria Allred: Prosecute Limbaugh for 'Slut' Remark
Romney Adds 9 Delegates From Guam
Benedict Warns US Bishops on Gay Marriage
Sex and the City Brownstone: Yours for $9.65M
Santorum: Newt Might Be Done After Tuesday
John Mayer Cancels Tour, Faces Surgery
Scientists Create First Full Map of Titanic Wreckage
Look Out, Tebow: Peyton Manning Visits Broncos
Dick Van Dyke, 86, Weds Girlfriend, 40
Cops: Nameplate Thief Posts Facebook Photo
Madame Tussauds Unveils Wax Anne Frank
Forget Dennis Kucinich
GOP Blasts Elizabeth Warren for Hollywood Pals
More Syrian Generals Defect to Opposition
Spoiler Emerges During Desperate Housewives Trial
Make Birth Control Over the Counter
Flight Attendant Freaks Out Passengers, Is Detained
Starbucks Plans Single-Serve Home Espresso Machines
GOP Candidates Stupidly Diss College Education
$10M Prize for Affordable Eco-Bulb Goes to ... $50 Bulb
Harold Camping: I Won't Predict Apocalypse Again
Facebook Does In Man With Two Wives
Whole Foods Bets on Detroit
Entire Pacific Nation Might Move to Fiji
Rush Limbaugh Bust: Yours for $15K
John Carter Bloated but Fun
Ex-Mossad Chief Calls Attacking Iran 'Stupid'
It's Divorce No. 3 for Dennis Quaid
Facebook Co-Founder Buys New Republic
Heidi Klum Wishes Seal Would Keep His Trap Shut
LulzSec Leader Was Really, Really Eager to Help FBI
Santorum Still Ripping JFK Speech
US Agrees to Hand Prisoners Over to Afghans
China Tried to Steal Secret of Titanium Dioxide: Feds
Defiant Journo Tracks Chavez Cancer
Unemployment Steady at 8.3%
Santorum: New York Press Out to Get Me
Most Greek Bondholders Agree to Take Huge Loss
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