Newser Story Index from March, 2014

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Obama Slaps Key Russians With Sanctions Over Crimea
9/11 Mastermind: Osama Son-in-Law Wasn't Violent
Beyonce on Kim-Kanye Wedding: Tacky
Get Ready for Sarah Palin's Rogue TV
Scarlett Johansson: Dylan Farrow Letter 'Irresponsible'
Analysis: Obama's Transparency Push a Flop
State-Run TV: Russia Could 'Turn US Into Radioactive Ash'
4.4 Quake Hits Los Angeles
Warren Jeffs Hospitalized
Last Words From Cockpit Get Second Look
Oprah Winfrey Selling Harpo Studios
Crimea Applies to Join Russia
NYC St. Paddy's Parade Gets Dumped—by Guinness
Thousands to Take 'Chocolate Pills' in Huge 4-Year Test
Navy SEALs Seize Hijacked Oil Tanker
Now Voting on Secession: Venice
Mercury Has Been Shrinking
Drugs No Longer Mexico Cartel's Top Earner
Blarney Stone Mystery Solved
Last Stable Part of Greenland Ice Sheet No Longer Stable
Nakamoto Lawyers Up: I'm Not the 'Father of Bitcoin'
Syrian Army Captures Vital Rebel Stronghold
Scholar Finds 9 More Dead Sea Scrolls
Why a Prisons Chief Put Himself in Solitary
7.0 Earthquake Hits Off Coast of Chile
Crimea Reports Landslide in Russia Vote
Modern Society Pretty Much Doomed
Sex Assault Charge Dropped in General's Deal
Guy Gets 2 DWIs ... in One Day, at One McDonald's
12 Years a Slave Writer: Killed as Union Spy?
Flight 370: Clues Still 'Lead Toward the Cockpit'
10 Celebs Who Didn't Make It to Age 44
Missing Woman Found Alive in Trash Compactor
Rihanna, Drake Officially Together
White House: What Crimea Referendum?
Cause of Woman's Weight Gain: 88-Pound Tumor
Westboro's Fred Phelps 'on Edge of Death,' Says Son
To Get Kids Across Street, Vegas Deploys ... Leprechaun
Why We Don't Hold Grudges Against Friends
Amid Tensions, Crimea Votes
The Year's 10 Best Jobs
Forget Juice Cleanses, an Ice Cream Cleanse Exists
N. Korea Test-Fires 10 Missiles
Longtime Boston Mayor Fighting 'Advanced Cancer'
Cops Ticket Speeding Toddler —in Toy Car
'Zero Tolerance' Nepal Hits Huge Anti-Poaching Milestone
Tonight Show Fave, Comedian David Brenner Dies at 78
5 Most Uplifting Stories of the Week
Shacking Up Before Marriage Not a Ticket to Divorce
Future Sentences Could Last 1K Years —in Prisoners' Minds
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