Newser Story Index from March, 2014

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Secret Service Sends 'Drunk' Agents Home
Hawaii Finally Banning Cops From Sex With Prostitutes
US, Russian Crew Blasts Off for ISS
Pollution Killed 7M People in 2012
Facebook Drops $2B on Virtual Reality Pioneer
To Thwart Ebola, Guinea Bans Bat-Eating
Judge Spares Life of Pit Bull
Second Half of Turtle Fossil Found 165 Years Later
Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin Split
IRS Won't Treat Bitcoin Like Currency
10 Cities With Best, Worst Well-Being
Cops: Man Freed After 15 Years Robs Same Store
Zoo That Killed Giraffe Kills 4 Healthy Lions
Lost Story by Tennessee Williams Published
High Court Sounds Conflicted on Contraceptive Case
Cops Stop Bicyclist With Girl Taken From Home
Humans: We're Terrible, Always Have Been
When Did Corporations Find Religion?
Maid's Letter Gives New Look at Titanic's Final Moments
If Schools Want to Teach Creationism, Let Them
Rumsfeld: 'A Trained Ape' Could Do What Obama Can't
Teacher's Weapon on Bad Behavior: GoT Spoilers
Town Pays Ted Nugent $16K Not to Perform
Experts Warned of 'Catastrophic' Landslide in Wash.
School Kicks Out 3rd-Grader for Shaving Her Head
Canadian Stricken With Unknown Virus
Ukraine Dumps Defense Minister
Girl Scout Breaks Mammoth Cookie Sales Record
Hot New Petition: Give Alaska Back to Russia
Egypt Tries 682 More— Plus Brotherhood Leader
Flamingo Massacre Mystery Solved
GM Knew of Safety Flaw, Released Cobalt Anyway
Oklahoma: Warden Can Pick Any of 5 Lethal Injections
How Cops Stumbled on 115 Hostages in Texas Home
Jet Search Turns to Black Boxes—Amid Protests
Men Who Jumped From WTC Turn Themselves In
Civilian, Sailor Shot Dead at Va. Naval Base
3 Base Jumpers Have Now Died in Utah
Obama Looks to Wind Down NSA's Bulk Data Collection
How a British Company Determined MH370's Route
Chicago Train Operator Said She Was Tired
Play Inspired Homeland Actor to Pen Own Obituary
14 Confirmed Dead, 176 Missing in Wash. Mudslide
Woman Faked Quintuplet Pregnancy for Months
Flight Crash Was 'Suicide Mission': Source
Jeb Bush, GOP Hopefuls to Woo Casino Mogul
Judge Joe Brown Arrested in Memphis
Ukrainian Women: Russians Beat and Jailed Us
Report: Aborted Babies Used to Heat UK Hospitals
Russia Kicked Out of G8
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