Bret Michaels Wins Celebrity Apprentice

After a month filled with dramatic medical news, Bret Michaels scored an anticlimactic victory in tonight's final of Celebrity Apprentice. The glam rocker, who suffered a brain hemorrhage a month ago today and a "warning stroke" last week, defeated actress Holly Robinson Peete. "Of course," notes Dalton Ross of Entertainment Weekly, "since Donald Trump’s decision was made live, there was zero chance that the Trumpster would cast himself in the role of villain by not picking the contestant who almost died a few weeks ago."