Inside OJ's Gay Prison Posse

The National Enquirer has outdone itself with its story on OJ Simpson and his band of gay inmate buddies. Highlights from the article:

• Most disturbing detail: OJ—who is “still a somebody” inside the prison walls, says a former fellow inmate—gets massages from gay inmates known as “The Girls.”
• Best juicy tabloid lines: OJ, aka “king of the queens,” is “treated like royalty by his gay posse!”

• Most frightening OJ nickname: “Daddy Juice”
• Unexplained apparent sexual innuendo: OJ knows how to take care of “The Girls,” the source says.
• Another interesting fact: Some of the guards also adore OJ and help him gamble on sporting events and get other special privileges.